Vanity Metrics Tee
You hit every number on the dashboard. Impressions, reach, engagement rate, share of voice. The slides looked incredible at the all-hands.
Pipeline was not discussed.
This shirt is for everyone who has ever built a beautiful report about something that absolutely did not move the business. You know who you are. Your stakeholders do not, and that is exactly how you like it.
Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Soft, broken-in, and optimized for brand awareness.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stretch Goal
- Email: stretch-goal-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
This is a Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee, so it has that soft, broken-in feel without looking like it came free with a webinar registration.
It has a relaxed, unisex fit with a structured heavyweight feel. Easy to wear, not clingy, and appropriate for campaign recaps, all-hands meetings, and reports where engagement was up but revenue remained emotionally unavailable.
For a more true-to-size fit, order your normal size. For an oversized marketing-offsite vibe, size up.
Garment-dyed for a lived-in look, because the shirt should feel broken in, not your dashboard logic.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we’ll replace or refund it.
Because each product is made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please check the size chart before ordering, because impressions are not a sizing strategy.
Wrong item? Print issue? Something visibly off? Reach out and we’ll make it right.
No campaign recap required.
Vanity Metrics Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
