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Aggressively Aligned Tee

kr 290,53 NOK

For the person who has survived enough cross-functional meetings to know alignment is less of a strategy and more of a group performance.

The Aggressively Aligned Tee is built for offsites, planning sessions, QBR prep, roadmap debates, and every meeting where Sales, Marketing, CS, RevOps, and Product all agree in theory.

Soft enough for the sync. Structured enough for the follow-up meeting about the sync.

Wear it when everyone is technically on the same page, but somehow reading different documents.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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This is a Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee, so it has that soft, broken-in feel without looking like it gave up during onboarding.

It has a relaxed, unisex fit with a structured heavyweight feel. Easy to wear, not clingy, and appropriate for offsites, planning sessions, and meetings where alignment is mentioned before anything has actually been decided.

For a more true-to-size fit, order your normal size. For an oversized offsite vibe, size up.

Garment-dyed for a lived-in look, because the shirt should feel broken in, not the operating model.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we’ll replace or refund it.

Because each product is made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please check the size chart before ordering, because “we should have aligned earlier” is not a returns strategy.

Wrong item? Print issue? Something visibly off? Reach out and we’ll make it right.

No escalation path required.