Vanity Metrics Club Tee
For the marketer who knows impressions look fantastic on a slide, especially when no one asks what happened to pipeline.
The Vanity Metrics Club Tee is built for campaign recaps, all-hands updates, dashboard screenshots, and every report where reach, clicks, engagement, and share of voice had a very strong quarter.
Wear it when the numbers are up, the chart is green, and business impact remains politely unconfirmed.
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee. Soft, broken-in, and proudly accepting impressions here.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stretch Goal
- Email: stretch-goal-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
This is a Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee, so it has that soft, broken-in feel with a relaxed, premium look.
It has a relaxed, unisex fit with a structured heavyweight feel. Easy to wear, not clingy, and appropriate for marketing syncs, campaign recaps, all-hands meetings, and explaining why engagement was technically a win.
For a more true-to-size fit, order your normal size. For an oversized marketing-offsite vibe, size up.
Garment-dyed for a lived-in look, because the shirt should feel broken in, not your reporting logic.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we’ll replace or refund it.
Because each product is made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please check the size chart before ordering, because impressions are not a sizing strategy.
Wrong item? Print issue? Something visibly off? Reach out and we’ll make it right.
No dashboard screenshot required.
Vanity Metrics Club Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
